I named the animal in this strip, "Alexander Superbear" which I found hilarious. This was not, however, the consensus among the rest of the Cutting Room staff, apparently. In reality, I would not be pleased if C were ripped apart by a bear—or any fierce woodland creature for that matter—while we were camping. Mostly because I would not be able to find my way out of the woods on my own. Virtually every other assertion made by the fictional E in this strip is true to life.
Camping can suck a duck. Nature is to be protected from. Except chipmunks. Those things are fucking sweet.
Also, earlier this month a South Korean woman passed the written test to get her drivers license. On her 950th try. She needed to get 60 percent of the 50 multiple choice answers correct in order to pass.
She got a 60.
It's hard to say why, exactly, this story pleases me as it does, but it does. Something about tenacity, something about hope, I dunno. Probably it's just funny. But as Tina Fey might say, "Believe in the stars."
Get a beverage of your choice and stay the fuck indoors.
