Can I be honest about something? Dont worry--your dog is fine. I just need to get something off my chest. I need to repent. I need to admit my sin. And this is so serious that I need to confess to the only person closer to God than a priest, that is to say: Everyone else.
Bless me internet, for I have sinned. I hurt comedy today. I didnt kill it. I just--I dont know--kicked it in the nuts or something. I didnt mean to. It just sort of... happened.
Let me back up. It all started with an innocent enough concept for a script that looks vaguely like the one above but was not particularly funny. I came up with it, handed it over to E, and he spun the mediocre concept into comedic gold. But he didnt just hand me back one script. He turned over two, both using the same art generously given to us by todays guest artist: Tae--a very skilled young woman, with a very fine deviantArt page.
By the way, if you think the exploding dog in the third panel looks bad--thats mea culpa again. I had to add that. And if you think the exploding dog was in poor taste, I would simply suggest that youve never tasted exploding dog.
That last line? I apologize for that too.
But back to my point. I kicked comedy in the nuts today, and thats never a good idea. Luckily E was kind enough to give comedys balls a little fondle or something-something. I dont know. But as a special treat, Im posting the other two strips as well. The original script is bellow followed by Es alternative creation. And thats what I got for you today.
Say five Hail Marys and two Hello, Dollys, wont you?
C
