[Posted by E&C on 22 Aug 2010 09:45 am]

Today’s guest artist is the tremendously talented Kat Ellis. If you check out her home page or deviantArt page, you’ll see she’s got a knack for creating beautiful images of beautiful people, so we figured, why not ask her to apply her skills creating dinosaur prostitutes. That makes sense, doesn’t it?

Jurassic Park IV has been in various stages of development for almost a decade. And I’ve got a theory as to why. The first one came out in ‘93--shortly after the collapse of the Soviet Union. The economy was improving, crime rates were dropping, and people seemed to be getting along on a global level. People wanted action flicks that didn’t have people as the bad guys; thus, the rise in popularity of alien invasion and disaster movies. Jurassic Park was the right movie at the right time to become an instant classic, and it had a premise that screamed franchise, so they made the sequels which came out in ’97 and ’01. But a few months after the third one came out, September 11th happened, and suddenly we wanted our bad guys to have faces again--thus the rise in comic book movies and their super-villains.

And now, Jurassic Park IV is struggling for momentum again. Joe Johnston, director of the third Jurassic movie, has said that he hopes to get back to Jurassic Park after he does Captain America. But the zeitgeist has changed, Joe. How are you going to make the fourth flick as relevant to our collective unconscious as the first one? Well, we’ve got one idea...

You want Tyrannosaurus Sex, don’t you?
C